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The Onion has finally put together its "Operation Piss Off Planet" special, and it's a screamer. Headlines include "US Forms Own UN", "Dead Iraqi Would Have Loved Democracy" and Point / Counterpoint: This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism / No it won't. Plus pictures of a "New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast".

If only America's real media was this good.