Dredging the bottom of the barrel

It's always interesting to see how people get to me via Google. Normally it's things like "Paul Holmes Cheeky Darkie", "Joel Hayward", "Idiot Savant" or "No Right Turn". But sometimes I get unusual ones. Today's haul:

• telemarketing: a positive look
• Is marriage an old fashion institution?
• patrick stewart with hair
• bad landlords should we kill them

I suspect all of these people went away disappointed - except for the one looking for pictures of a younger Patrick Stewart.