Wednesday, January 28, 2004

The world according to John Ashcroft

For people who don't understand US Attorney-General John Ashcroft's denunciation of Saddam Hussein for using "evil chemistry" and "evil biology", I've prepared the following helpful table:

GoodEvil
ChemistryNicotine, ethanolTHC, Sarin
BiologyPlagues of locusts, Fusarium oxysporumBotulinin, ricin, natural selection
PhysicsNuclear weapons (American)Nuclear weapons (UnAmerican)
Mathematics33.1415927...
GeologyFloodsPlate tectonics

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