This morning's Herald reports that President Bush may visit New Zealand. Please Cthulhu no! I do not want that fucker in my country, and neither do I want the associated mobile police state the Americans demand whereever he visits as protection for his vanity.
The only reason we should be allowing Bush near New Zealand is so we can arrest him for war crimes. We have universal jurisdiction over grave breaches of the Geneva Conventions, including torture or inhuman treatment, or the wilful deprivation of the rights of a fair and regular trial. We should use it.
