American airline craziness

The Americans seem to be in hyper-paranoid holiday mode, cancelling flights all over the place, sometimes even in mid-air, following them with fighters, or interrogating everyone at the other end only to find that their "suspected terrorists" are children and welsh insurance salesmen rather than democrats and greens (better update that watch list, guys). At the same time, they have differential security treatment for first-class passengers at their airports, because rich people shouldn't be held up by all this security kerfuffle, and everyone knows that terrorists are all poor arabs (and democrats and greens) anyway...

[Taps side of head] These RomansAmericans are crazy....