The world according to John Ashcroft

For people who don't understand US Attorney-General John Ashcroft's denunciation of Saddam Hussein for using "evil chemistry" and "evil biology", I've prepared the following helpful table:

	Good	Evil
Chemistry	Nicotine, ethanol	THC, Sarin
Biology	Plagues of locusts, Fusarium oxysporum	Botulinin, ricin, natural selection
Physics	Nuclear weapons (American)	Nuclear weapons (UnAmerican)
Mathematics	3	3.1415927...
Geology	Floods	Plate tectonics