Thursday, May 29, 2008

Run out of town on a rail

Nepal has finally declared itself a republic, and run its king out of town on a rail. Previously regarded as a god, his popularity had declined after he decided to rule absolutely and murder people to retain power. He will now be treated as a commoner, and his palaces will be seized and turned into museums for the benefit of the people.

Sic semper tyrannis, and don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.